Module:Item/Desc1

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local p = {['Blank']='No info.',['Blank Seed']='No info.',['Dirt']='Yep, it\'s dirt.',['Dirt Seed']='No info.',['Lava']='DO NOT TOUCH!',['Lava Seed']='No info.',['Main Door']='No info.',['Main Door Seed']='No info.',['Bedrock']='No info.',['Bedrock Seed']='No info.',['Rock']='I don\'t feel like I should have to explain what a rock is to you.',['Rock Seed']='No info.',['Door']='These magical doors connect all the worlds in Growtopia. Place one and then use your Wrench on it to set the destination.',['Door Seed']='No info.',['Cave Background']='Technically, this is also Dirt, it\'s just dirt that\'s farther away.',['Cave Background Seed']='No info.',['Grass']='I love the smell of freshly punched Grass in the morning!',['Grass Seed']='No info.',['Fist']='Nothing can stand against the power of the FIST.',['Fist Seed']='No info.',['Sign']='Write stuff on it to tell your friends! Use your Wrench on it to change the message.',['Sign Seed']='No info.',['Daisy']='Bellis Perennis, the common European daisy.',['Daisy Seed']='No info.',['Pointy Sign']='This sign includes a bit of added information - an arrow!  The arrow points whichever direction you are facing when you place the sign.',['Pointy Sign Seed']='No info.',['Crappy Sign']='This is not the greatest sign, but it\'ll do in a pinch.',['Crappy Sign Seed']='No info.',['Danger Sign']='Use this sign to warn your friends of terrible space monkeys.',['Danger Sign Seed']='No info.',['Dungeon Door']='This works like a regular door, but it looks much more medieval.',['Dungeon Door Seed']='No info.',['Wrench']='The amazing tool that can modify Doors, Signs, Time-Space Ruptures, and more. You can\'t lose it!',['Wrench Seed']='No info.',['Shades']='The future\'s so bright, you need these.',['Shades Seed']='No info.',['Green Shirt']='Your basic green shirt.',['Green Shirt Seed']='No info.',['Tuxedo']='Look like a penguin!',['Tuxedo Seed']='No info.',['Brown Shoes']='Standard loafers. They\'re actually the wrong size, but what\'re you gonna do?',['Brown Shoes Seed']='No info.',['Boots']='For when you have serious work to do.',['Boots Seed']='No info.',['Red Hair']='A big red pompadour.',['Red Hair Seed']='No info.',['Baseball Cap']='Support your favorite team! As long as your favorite team is team B!',['Baseball Cap Seed']='No info.',['Jeans']='Denim is the strongest fiber known to man.',['Jeans Seed']='No info.',['Sexy Boxers']='Ooh la la.',['Sexy Boxers Seed']='No info.',['Wooden Background']='Tons of planks. A plank ton.',['Wooden Background Seed']='No info.',['Window']='A piece of glass with a frame.',['Window Seed']='No info.',['Glass Pane']='Just your basic piece of glass.',['Glass Pane Seed']='No info.',['Wooden Window']='You can see out of it, except for the wooden parts.',['Wooden Window Seed']='No info.',['Portcullis']='Lock out the ruffians with this medieval gateway.',['Portcullis Seed']='No info.',['Boombox']='If you had a piece of cardboard, you could breakdance in front of it. Cardboard and bendable limbs.',['Boombox Seed']='No info.',['Olde Timey Radio']='When this song is over, we can listen to the latest serial adventures!',['Olde Timey Radio Seed']='No info.',['Top Hat']='Contains no rabbits.',['Top Hat Seed']='No info.',['Brown Hair']='Brown hair comes in many styles, and this is one of them.',['Brown Hair Seed']='No info.',['Spikey Hair']='You blonde rebel.',['Spikey Hair Seed']='No info.',['Afro']='Extra poofy!',['Afro Seed']='No info.',['Ski Cap']='Keeps your head warm!',['Ski Cap Seed']='No info.',['Black Pants']='Matches any clothing!',['Black Pants Seed']='No info.',['Patent Leather Shoes']='Shiny!',['Patent Leather Shoes Seed']='No info.',['Ruby Slippers']='There\'s no place like Growtopia!',['Ruby Slippers Seed']='No info.',['Green Skirt']='Exactly long enough to be appropriate for all occasions.',['Green Skirt Seed']='No info.',['Green Blouse']='An ordinary blouse in kelly green.',['Green Blouse Seed']='No info.',['Purple Thong']='Extremely scandalous!',['Purple Thong Seed']='No info.',['Purple Bikini Top']='Scandalous!',['Purple Bikini Top Seed']='No info.',['Blonde Bombshell']='Gorgeous blonde locks tumbling over your sensual shoulders and around your square head.',['Blonde Bombshell Seed']='No info.',['Briefcase']='Contains nuclear launch codes, but you don\'t know the combination to open it.',['Briefcase Seed']='No info.',['Sword']='Razor-sharp, and yet you kindly choose not to cut anything with it.',['Sword Seed']='No info.',['Just One Boxing Glove']='You only get one, but it still lets you punch people harder!',['Just One Boxing Glove Seed']='No info.',['Pickaxe']='Smash through bricks slightly faster!',['Pickaxe Seed']='No info.',['Wood Block']='A solid chunk of Bolivian Manzanita, polished to a mirror sheen.',['Wood Block Seed']='No info.',['Wooden Platform']='The great thing about these is that you can jump up through them!',['Wooden Platform Seed']='No info.',['Rock Background']='Rock n\' roll, brother.',['Rock Background Seed']='No info.',['Toilet']='Punch to flush!',['Toilet Seed']='No info.',['Painting: Yerfdog']='Monet\'s lost masterpiece.',['Painting: Yerfdog Seed']='No info.',['Painting: Dink Duck']='An oil painting commissioned to commemorate the 15th anniversary of Dink Smallwood!',['Painting: Dink Duck Seed']='No info.',['Gems']='No info.',['Gems Seed']='No info.',['Disco Ball']='Disco will never die.',['Disco Ball Seed']='No info.',['Bricks']='Your basic building material.',['Bricks Seed']='No info.',['Brick Background']='These bricks are slightly farther away than the other Bricks.',['Brick Background Seed']='No info.',['Mystery Block']='What could possibly be inside this block!?!? Gems, that\'s what.',['Mystery Block Seed']='No info.',['Red Riding Hood']='The perfect hood for when you\'re riding something red.',['Red Riding Hood Seed']='No info.',['Red Coat']='Protects you from the rain. Less effective against disguised wolves.',['Red Coat Seed']='No info.',['Devil Horns']='Use this on somebody who\'s been evil!',['Devil Horns Seed']='No info.',['Golden Halo']='Use this on somebody who\'s been good!',['Golden Halo Seed']='No info.',['Hot Head']='YOUR HEAD IS ON FIRE!',['Hot Head Seed']='No info.',['Brainwave Capacitor']='Any medical benefits of the Brainwave Capacitor have not been verified by the FDA.',['Brainwave Capacitor Seed']='No info.',['TV Head']='Wait, is that TV still on?',['TV Head Seed']='No info.',['Fairy Crown']='You\'re the Queen of the Fairies!',['Fairy Crown Seed']='No info.',['Cyclopean Visor']='With this visor on, you can zap things instead of punching. It does slightly less damage, but has longer range.',['Cyclopean Visor Seed']='No info.',['Biker Stache']='Looks tough.',['Biker Stache Seed']='No info.',['Shallot Mustache']='Just the mustache you need to review movies with!',['Shallot Mustache Seed']='No info.',['X-Ray Specs']='These allow your character to see through the other characters\' clothes. It does NOT allow you, the player, to do so.',['X-Ray Specs Seed']='No info.',['Gold-Rimmed Glasses']='More expensive than most glasses.',['Gold-Rimmed Glasses Seed']='No info.',['Big Glasses']='Make sure you get the right prescription.',['Big Glasses Seed']='No info.',['Fairy Dress']='Fairly dressy.',['Fairy Dress Seed']='No info.',['Fairy Skirt']='For that Tinkerbell style.',['Fairy Skirt Seed']='No info.',['Fairy Slippers']='Sparkly shoes!',['Fairy Slippers Seed']='No info.',['Fairy Wings']='With a pair of wings, you can double-jump!',['Fairy Wings Seed']='No info.',['Fairy Wand']='Unfortunately, all the magic in this wand is used up.',['Fairy Wand Seed']='No info.',['Jetpack']='It doesn\'t have enough thrust to actually fly, but it does let you jump really high!',['Jetpack Seed']='No info.',['Death Spikes']='The deadliest kind of spikes available. Do not touch!',['Death Spikes Seed']='No info.',['Grey Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Grey Block Seed']='No info.',['Black Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Black Block Seed']='No info.',['White Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['White Block Seed']='No info.',['Red Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Red Block Seed']='No info.',['Orange Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Orange Block Seed']='No info.',['Yellow Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Yellow Block Seed']='No info.',['Green Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Green Block Seed']='No info.',['Aqua Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Aqua Block Seed']='No info.',['Blue Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Blue Block Seed']='No info.',['Purple Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Purple Block Seed']='No info.',['Brown Block']='Blocks are available in a stunning array of colors!',['Brown Block Seed']='No info.',['Steel Block']='The sturdiest of blocks.',['Steel Block Seed']='No info.',['Poppy']='Pretty orange flowers.',['Poppy Seed']='No info.',['Rose']='Every one of these has its thorn.',['Rose Seed']='No info.',['Bush']='Nicely landscaped!',['Bush Seed']='No info.',['Mushroom']='These are surprisingly bouncy. Hold Jump as you land for maximum bounce.',['Mushroom Seed']='No info.',['Blueberry']='Careful with these, they\'ll stain! Throw it at a player to turn him blue for an hour.',['Blueberry Seed']='No info.',['Flowery Wallpaper']='If you don\'t like it, you can always steam it off later.',['Flowery Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Stripey Wallpaper']='Modern and stylish.',['Stripey Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Small Lock']='Locks 10 tiles around itself.',['Small Lock Seed']='No info.',['Big Lock']='Locks 48 tiles around itself.',['Big Lock Seed']='No info.',['Huge Lock']='Locks 200 tiles around itself.',['Huge Lock Seed']='No info.',['Burglar Mask']='Nobody will recognize you if you cover an inch of skin around your eyes!',['Burglar Mask Seed']='No info.',['Referee Shirt']='Referees and burglars have similar fashion sense.',['Referee Shirt Seed']='No info.',['Froghat']='It\'s like a frog ate your head.',['Froghat Seed']='No info.',['Flashlight']='It takes D batteries, and nobody ever has any D batteries! (Note: no actual batteries required.)',['Flashlight Seed']='No info.',['Rooster Hat']='Cock-a-doodle-doo!',['Rooster Hat Seed']='No info.',['Wooden Chair']='Legs getting tired? Have a seat!',['Wooden Chair Seed']='No info.',['Note Block']='Rockin\' 8-bit tunes.',['Note Block Seed']='No info.',['Wooden Table']='Stack a bunch of these in a row to make a table as long as you want!',['Wooden Table Seed']='No info.',['House Entrance']='It\'s like a wall, except your friends can come in!',['House Entrance Seed']='No info.',['Signal Jammer']='When activated (punch to activate), this prevents your world from being listed on the World Select screen.',['Signal Jammer Seed']='No info.',['Grow Spray Fertilizer']='Spray a tree to grow it an hour faster.',['Grow Spray Fertilizer Seed']='No info.',['Bathtub']='Punch it to take a very quick shower!',['Bathtub Seed']='No info.',['White Beard']='Does this make me look old?',['White Beard Seed']='No info.',['Santa Hat']='Ho ho ho!',['Santa Hat Seed']='No info.',['Santa Pants']='Does anybody else wear red pants with white cuffs?',['Santa Pants Seed']='No info.',['Santa Vest']='Celebrate the holidays in style.',['Santa Vest Seed']='No info.',['Sack O\' Joy']='Share your joy! Wearing this makes you scatter your gems around as you move.',['Sack O\' Joy Seed']='No info.',['World Lock']='Locks an entire world. If you have 100 World Locks, you can tap them in your inventory to combine them into a Diamond Lock. It does the same thing, but it\'s shinier.',['World Lock Seed']='No info.',['UPDATE_STORE']='No info.',['UPDATE_STORE Seed']='No info.',['Music Box']='Guaranteed to put you to sleep.',['Music Box Seed']='No info.',['Evil Bricks']='Do not look directly at Evil Bricks.',['Evil Bricks Seed']='No info.',['Asbestos Boots']='Protects you from lava, reducing the damage by 50%.',['Asbestos Boots Seed']='No info.',['Cuzco Wall Mount']='Cuzco was a good goat.',['Cuzco Wall Mount Seed']='No info.',['Robot Wants Dubstep']='Robot sure is greedy. Punch him to provide the Dubstep he seeks.',['Robot Wants Dubstep Seed']='No info.',['Saturday Night Vest']='Chest hair, gold chains, white vest. Disco lives.',['Saturday Night Vest Seed']='No info.',['White Bellbottoms']='Hello, sailor!',['White Bellbottoms Seed']='No info.',['Golden Block']='Just think how valuable this would be in real life.',['Golden Block Seed']='No info.',['Crystal Block']='The mysterious rarity 100 item!',['Crystal Block Seed']='No info.',['Picket Fence']='Put it around your house, and live out the American Dream!',['Picket Fence Seed']='No info.',['Long Black Hair']='Stylish, yes?',['Long Black Hair Seed']='No info.',['Purple Mohawk']='Cool.',['Purple Mohawk Seed']='No info.',['Messy Brown Hair']='If there was a Comb item, you wouldn\'t be stuck with this.',['Messy Brown Hair Seed']='No info.',['Long Brown Hair']='Hair, both brown and long.',['Long Brown Hair Seed']='No info.',['Freeze Wand']='Use this on someone to freeze them solid for 10 seconds.',['Freeze Wand Seed']='No info.',['Fire Wand']='Use this on someone to MURDER THEM.',['Fire Wand Seed']='No info.',['Curse Wand']='You\'re on the HIGHWAY TO HELL!! (For 10 minutes)',['Curse Wand Seed']='No info.',['Bed']='Is this even big enough to hold a Growtopian? Doesn\'t matter since you can\'t lay down!',['Bed Seed']='No info.',['Polka Dot Block']='Everybody loves polka dots!',['Polka Dot Block Seed']='No info.',['Checker Wallpaper']='It\'s black, it\'s white, yeah yeah yeah.',['Checker Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Fireplace']='Stay warm on those cold Growtopia nights. You can punch this to turn it on or off.',['Fireplace Seed']='No info.',['Snorkel']='The trick is putting liquid soap inside the snorkel!',['Snorkel Seed']='No info.',['Ninja Mask']='The essence of the shadows lurks within this mask. Put it on to cloak your entire body.',['Ninja Mask Seed']='No info.',['Ninja Tights']='Before these were invented, Ninjas wore corduroy pants, but their prey could always hear them coming.',['Ninja Tights Seed']='No info.',['Ninja Vest']='Shadows cloak your form as you slip behind the walls.',['Ninja Vest Seed']='No info.',['Ninja Slippers']='Ninjas know how to stay comfortable while assassinating people.',['Ninja Slippers Seed']='No info.',['The Darkness']='I\'m attacking the darkness with my Magic Missile!',['The Darkness Seed']='No info.',['Rubber Ducky']='Makes bathtime lots of fun! Punch it to make it quack.',['Rubber Ducky Seed']='No info.',['Checkered Pajamas']='Don\'t be embarrassed to play Growtopia in your pajamas. Other players are wearing Fairy Wings.',['Checkered Pajamas Seed']='No info.',['Tie Dyed Shirt']='You filthy hippy!',['Tie Dyed Shirt Seed']='No info.',['Rainbow Wig']='Be the life of the party!',['Rainbow Wig Seed']='No info.',['Rainbow Block']='For when you can\'t choose just one color block!',['Rainbow Block Seed']='No info.',['Monocle']='The very pinnacle of class is having good vision in only one eye.',['Monocle Seed']='No info.',['Pirate Hat']='Avast ye, mateys.',['Pirate Hat Seed']='No info.',['Eyepatch']='It\'s reversible! Swap it from eye to eye by pressing left or right.',['Eyepatch Seed']='No info.',['Peg Leg']='Nothing is quite as piratey as amputated limbs!',['Peg Leg Seed']='No info.',['Diamond Ring']='The perfect gift to ask that special someone if they\'ll marry you.',['Diamond Ring Seed']='No info.',['Cannon']='Punch this to fire it. Don\'t worry, it\'s loaded with blanks.',['Cannon Seed']='No info.',['High Tech Wall']='Well, it looks pretty advanced!',['High Tech Wall Seed']='No info.',['High Tech Block']='This block can hold 4.6 petabytes of data, but has no ports of any kind to access it.',['High Tech Block Seed']='No info.',['Magic Bacon Wallpaper']='We had some leftover Magic Bacon, so we made it into wallpaper!',['Magic Bacon Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Bubble Wrap']='Everybody loves to pop Bubble Wrap! Just walk in front of it to pop it. Unlike the real thing, this will un-pop in 10 seconds.',['Bubble Wrap Seed']='No info.',['Cactus']='A dangerously sharp plant! Do not touch.',['Cactus Seed']='No info.',['Sandstone']='Your basic building block.',['Sandstone Seed']='No info.',['Art Wall']='It doesn\'t look like much alone, but it changes color when you punch it. Draw stuff!',['Art Wall Seed']='No info.',['Stone Wall']='Classic fieldstone wall, stylish and sturdy.',['Stone Wall Seed']='No info.',['Das Red Balloon']='Everyone\'s a Captain Kirk.  Use this to make somebody float up in the air briefly!',['Das Red Balloon Seed']='No info.',['Chandelier']='The classiest way to light a room!',['Chandelier Seed']='No info.',['Lovely Pink Dress']='Isn\'t it lovely?',['Lovely Pink Dress Seed']='No info.',['Fishnet Stockings']='Do you really have the legs for these?',['Fishnet Stockings Seed']='No info.',['Monster Feet']='Not made from the feet of actual monsters, these are just rubber.',['Monster Feet Seed']='No info.',['Hoop Earrings']='They\'re like rings, but for your ears!',['Hoop Earrings Seed']='No info.',['Heroman Cape']='HEROMAN HO!',['Heroman Cape Seed']='No info.',['Lollipop']='You found this on the ground, so best just to not lick it.',['Lollipop Seed']='No info.',['Viking Helmet']='There is no evidence that Vikings ever wore helmets with horns. They would have if they had thought of it, though!',['Viking Helmet Seed']='No info.',['Pigtails']='Marcia Marcia Marcia!',['Pigtails Seed']='No info.',['Cloudstone Block']='Cloudstone is very rare, because it tends to fall out of the sky and just become Stonestone.',['Cloudstone Block Seed']='No info.',['Dreamstone Block']='Forged from the dreams of children on Christmas Eve. And marble. Like 90% marble.',['Dreamstone Block Seed']='No info.',['Angel Wings']='Better than a Halo, these will actually let you double jump!',['Angel Wings Seed']='No info.',['Diaper']='If you find yourself lost in a world without any Toilet Seeds, you\'ll be glad you have this.',['Diaper Seed']='No info.',['Heartbow']='Once used by Cupid himself, this bow shoots hearts! You can yank other players toward you with it.',['Heartbow Seed']='No info.',['Mud Glob']='Splat somebody with this to slow them down!',['Mud Glob Seed']='No info.',['Cargo Shorts']='The pockets even have pockets in them!',['Cargo Shorts Seed']='No info.',['Stinky Socks']='Will you ever wash these?',['Stinky Socks Seed']='No info.',['Tan Shirt']='Your basic tan shirt.',['Tan Shirt Seed']='No info.',['Super Crate Box']='What\'s in the box!?  WHAT\'S IN THE BOX?!',['Super Crate Box Seed']='No info.',['Amber Glass']='Tinted glass for when the plain stuff just won\'t do.',['Amber Glass Seed']='No info.',['Lava Rock']='Not quite hot enough to hurt anybody, but it sure looks cool.',['Lava Rock Seed']='No info.',['Time-Space Rupture']='Nobody knows where you will emerge when you fall into one of these! Except whoever set the destination using the Wrench.',['Time-Space Rupture Seed']='No info.',['Valentine']='Use this on somebody to make them your Valentine for an hour! They\'ll appreciate it greatly.',['Valentine Seed']='No info.',['Candy Heart']='Chalky goodness emblazoned with an incomprehensible slogan you can\'t help but shout.',['Candy Heart Seed']='No info.',['Perfume']='Spray this on someone to make them smell... distinctive.',['Perfume Seed']='No info.',['Heartstone Block']='This isn\'t actually solid Heartstone, it\'s just Heartstone-plated.  Kind of a letdown, really.',['Heartstone Block Seed']='No info.',['Heartstone']='Smash it for Valentine\'s goodies! Every year the Golden Heart Crystal is locked in time and remains constant, appearing at the same frequency throughout the ages, while new items change and fade with the passage of time.',['Heartstone Seed']='No info.',['Ultra Trophy 3000']='The best of all possible trophies.',['Ultra Trophy 3000 Seed']='No info.',['Ultra Trophy 3001']='One better than the Ultra Trophy 3000.',['Ultra Trophy 3001 Seed']='No info.',['Stove']='Is that turkey ever going to be finished cooking?',['Stove Seed']='No info.',['Spatula']='Spatula city, spatula city, SPATULA CITY!',['Spatula Seed']='No info.',['Apron']='Kiss the chef.',['Apron Seed']='No info.',['Chef Hat']='It\'s been signed by Gordon Ramsay!',['Chef Hat Seed']='No info.',['Blueberry Pie']='The most delicious incarnation of the humble blueberry.',['Blueberry Pie Seed']='No info.',['Duct Tape']='SHUT UP ALREADY.',['Duct Tape Seed']='No info.',['Checkpoint']='If you die, you\'ll respawn at the last Checkpoint you touched!',['Checkpoint Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Blank']='This doesn\'t really do much by itself!',['Sheet Music: Blank Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Bass Note']='If you aren\'t in range of a Boombox, this will play a bass note for you. Put it in different places for different pitches.',['Sheet Music: Bass Note Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Sharp Bass']='This plays a half-step higher note than Sheet Music: Bass Note.',['Sheet Music: Sharp Bass Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Flat Bass']='This plays a half-step lower note than Sheet Music: Bass Note.',['Sheet Music: Flat Bass Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Piano Note']='If you aren\'t in range of a Boombox, this will play a piano note for you. Put it in different places for different pitches.',['Sheet Music: Piano Note Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Sharp Piano']='This plays a half-step higher note than Sheet Music: Piano Note.',['Sheet Music: Sharp Piano Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Flat Piano']='This plays a half-step lower note than Sheet Music: Piano Note.',['Sheet Music: Flat Piano Seed']='No info.',['Sheet Music: Drums']='There are 7 different drums, place this at different positions vertically to hear different ones!',['Sheet Music: Drums Seed']='No info.',['Race Start Flag']='Starts a race timer. Get to a Race End Flag to record your time!',['Race Start Flag Seed']='No info.',['Race End Flag']='A player touching this will finish a race started at a Race Start Flag, and their time will be announced.',['Race End Flag Seed']='No info.',['Blue Star Wallpaper']='Vaguely inspired by Vincent Van Gogh!',['Blue Star Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Sandstone Wall']='Lovely beige bricks.',['Sandstone Wall Seed']='No info.',['Wall Like An Egyptian']='Unfortunately, nobody knows the correct translation of these ancient symbols.',['Wall Like An Egyptian Seed']='No info.',['Plumbing']='Standard steel pipes, slightly too small for you to climb into.',['Plumbing Seed']='No info.',['Ice']='Slippery, yet strangely not melting.',['Ice Seed']='No info.',['Sand']='Is it a desert or a beach? You decide!',['Sand Seed']='No info.',['Fishbowl']='If there\'s a fish in there, he\'s hiding in the castle.',['Fishbowl Seed']='No info.',['Poodle Skirt']='Just the thing to wear to the sock hop!',['Poodle Skirt Seed']='No info.',['Backpack']='No, it doesn\'t increase your carrying capacity.',['Backpack Seed']='No info.',['Space Helmet']='Did you just stick a fishbowl on your head?',['Space Helmet Seed']='No info.',['Plate Mail']='Get all dressed up for the Renaissance Faire!',['Plate Mail Seed']='No info.',['Venus Guytrap']='This is what happens when you give a flower a taste for magic bacon!',['Venus Guytrap Seed']='No info.',['Dice Block']='Punch it to roll a random number!',['Dice Block Seed']='No info.',['Dresser']='This would be a great place to store your clothes! Too bad the drawers are stuck.',['Dresser Seed']='No info.',['Table Lamp']='You don\'t actually need light in this game, but you can get it anyway!',['Table Lamp Seed']='No info.',['Fedora']='You look sharp, kid! Sponsored by i20HH.',['Fedora Seed']='No info.',['Dame\'s Fedora']='You\'re a real firecracker, I tells ya! You\'re one feisty dame!',['Dame\'s Fedora Seed']='No info.',['Pinstripe Suit']='There\'s a hanky in the pocket in case you /cry on the auspicious occasion of your daughter\'s wedding.',['Pinstripe Suit Seed']='No info.',['Pinstripe Pants']='Beautifully tailored with a sleek, slim leg, this pinstripe pant is utterly flattering and entirely appropriate for workday, weekend or wherever the evening takes you.',['Pinstripe Pants Seed']='No info.',['Cigar']='Surgeon General\'s Warning: Secondhand smoke can make you go :P.',['Cigar Seed']='No info.',['Tommygun']='Fully automatic firepower to give them coppers what-for!',['Tommygun Seed']='No info.',['Flapper Headband']='You\'ll be the star of the speakeasy in this getup.',['Flapper Headband Seed']='No info.',['Flapper Dress']='Dance the night away in this short dress that is clearly the bee\'s knees.',['Flapper Dress Seed']='No info.',['Art Deco Block']='I don\'t know what this looks like actually, but it kind of looks nice, doesn\'t it? You\'ll find a place to use it!',['Art Deco Block Seed']='No info.',['Victrola']='When Olde Timey Radio is too modern, try a classic Victrola for some jazzy tunes!',['Victrola Seed']='No info.',['Big Old Sideways Arrow']='It points the way to whatever you want it to!',['Big Old Sideways Arrow Seed']='No info.',['Big Old Up Arrow']='It points the way to stuff above you!',['Big Old Up Arrow Seed']='No info.',['Big Old Down Arrow']='It points the way to stuff below you!',['Big Old Down Arrow Seed']='No info.',['Blue Wristband']='This serves some sort of exercise purpose.',['Blue Wristband Seed']='No info.',['Blue Headband']='Keep the sweat out of your eyes!',['Blue Headband Seed']='No info.',['Red Sportsball Jersey']='Now you are ready to play for the home team! Or the away team! Go team!',['Red Sportsball Jersey Seed']='No info.',['Red Sweatpants']='Good for both joggers and mobsters.',['Red Sweatpants Seed']='No info.',['Air Robinsons']='Special air pockets and coils in the soles of these shoes make them... cost more. But they do make you run faster!',['Air Robinsons Seed']='No info.',['Hippie Sandals']='Leave only footprints.',['Hippie Sandals Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Pants']='It\'s like springtime all up in your business!',['Pastel Pants Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Suit']='The finest in televangelist couture.',['Pastel Suit Seed']='No info.',['Bunny Mask']='You\'re not much of a bunny without big ears, but it\'s a start.',['Bunny Mask Seed']='No info.',['Bunny Ears']='Any hearing improvements imparted by this hat are negated by the fact that it covers your actual ears.',['Bunny Ears Seed']='No info.',['Wicker Basket']='This basket is filled with plastic grass for some reason.',['Wicker Basket Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Pink Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Pink Block Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Orange Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Orange Block Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Yellow Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Yellow Block Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Green Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Green Block Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Aqua Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Aqua Block Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Blue Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Blue Block Seed']='No info.',['Pastel Purple Block']='A paler shade of awesome.',['Pastel Purple Block Seed']='No info.',['Bunny Tail']='I\'m concerned about how you\'re holding this in place.',['Bunny Tail Seed']='No info.',['Pinball Bumper']='Bouncy bouncy bounce!',['Pinball Bumper Seed']='No info.',['Lucky Clover']='Stick this in your ear to become super lucky and partially deaf!',['Lucky Clover Seed']='No info.',['Orange Beard']='Like Santa Claus, but with more Vitamin C!',['Orange Beard Seed']='No info.',['Leprechaun Hat']='There\'s a four-leaf clover jammed in the band! But all the luck in it has been used up already.',['Leprechaun Hat Seed']='No info.',['Green Pants']='I used to wear green jeans myself, until somebody made fun of them. Never again!',['Green Pants Seed']='No info.',['Leprechaun Suit']='You don\'t have to be a leprechaun to wear a green suit with gold trim - don\'t believe the hype!',['Leprechaun Suit Seed']='No info.',['Leprechaun Shoes']='These are very hard on your toes.',['Leprechaun Shoes Seed']='No info.',['Green Beer']='The green dye used in this beer was outlawed in 43 states. Take a drink and find out why!',['Green Beer Seed']='No info.',['Pot O\' Gold']='An entire pot filled with gold!!',['Pot O\' Gold Seed']='No info.',['Orange Portal']='You monster!',['Orange Portal Seed']='No info.',['Blue Portal']='Step through it. There is cake on the other side.',['Blue Portal Seed']='No info.',['Glass Block']='People inside this should not throw stones.',['Glass Block Seed']='No info.',['Bookcase']='Someone glued all these books down!',['Bookcase Seed']='No info.',['Secret Passage']='Looks like a Wood Block, but your friends can come in!',['Secret Passage Seed']='No info.',['Ladder']='This is a specially designed one-way ladder - you can only climb up, not down.',['Ladder Seed']='No info.',['Grey Wallpaper']='It\'s a Grey Block squashed flat!',['Grey Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Red Wallpaper']='It\'s a Red Block squashed flat!',['Red Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Orange Wallpaper']='It\'s an Orange Block squashed flat!',['Orange Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Yellow Wallpaper']='It\'s a Yellow Block squashed flat!',['Yellow Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Green Wallpaper']='It\'s a Green Block squashed flat!',['Green Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Aqua Wallpaper']='It\'s an Aqua Block squashed flat!',['Aqua Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Blue Wallpaper']='It\'s a Blue Block squashed flat!',['Blue Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Purple Wallpaper']='It\'s a Purple Block squashed flat!',['Purple Wallpaper Seed']='No info.',['Phonecats Hat']='The one and only!',['Phonecats Hat Seed']='No info.',['Turtle Hat']='Turtle Hat would definitely never sue anybody, because he\'s totally original.',['Turtle Hat Seed']='No info.',['Baneful Mask']='Express your wrath with this evil mask. Sponsored by i20HH.',['Baneful Mask Seed']='No info.',['Rollback Plaque']='You were there, man. You were THERE when time rolled backwards and all the fruits of your labors turned to dust in your dry, bitter fist. Feb 2013',['Rollback Plaque Seed']='No info.',['Happy Joy Plaque']='It\'s much happier, but much less rare, than a Rollback Plaque.',['Happy Joy Plaque Seed']='No info.',['Wizard Hat']='Wizard Hats come in 5 classic styles, collect them all!',['Wizard Hat Seed']='No info.',['Witch Hat']='Wizard Hats come in 5 classic styles, collect them all!',['Witch Hat Seed']='No info.',['Merlin Hat']='Wizard Hats come in 5 classic styles, collect them all! This one is an officially licensed copy of the one Merlin himself wore (it\'s not signed or anything, though).',['Merlin Hat Seed']='No info.',['Funk Wizard Hat']='Wizard Hats come in 5 classic styles, collect them all!',['Funk Wizard Hat Seed']='No info.',['Cursed Wizard Hat']='Wizard Hats come in 5 classic styles, collect them all! Too bad this style is CURSED!!',['Cursed Wizard Hat Seed']='No info.',['Tiny Horsie']='It\'s possible this is actually a dachshund, but you can still ride it! It\'s faster than walking.',['Tiny Horsie Seed']='No info.',['Elvish Longbow']='This is the very weapon once used by Aeldrinn Zindeltwarp to defeat the Slaarn Hordes in the battle of Fizzletree Gulch!',['Elvish Longbow Seed']='No info.',['Treasure Chest']='Store your treasures inside by dropping them! When it\'s closed, the items are hidden. Punch to open it.',['Treasure Chest Seed']='No info.',['Dragon Gate']='Punch it to open or shut it. Anyone unlucky enough to be caught inside when it closes becomes dragon chow.',['Dragon Gate Seed']='No info.',['Wizard\'s Robe']='These are usually only worn by the highest rank of wizards. For you, we\'ll make an exception.',['Wizard\'s Robe Seed']='No info.',['GrowBeats Headphones']='There\'s some seriously kickin\' beats going on in there, but you can\'t hear it, because they\'re headphones. Sponsored by JakeShore, ADMex1, and RovSpy.',['GrowBeats Headphones Seed']='No info.',['Golden Sword']='This ancient blade is forged of purest gold. Which means it\'s really really dull, and quite easy to bend.',['Golden Sword Seed']='No info.',['Barrel']='An excellent place to shoot fish.',['Barrel Seed']='No info.',['Tavern Sign']='It\'s a sign that sticks to walls or ceilings! Use your Wrench on it to change the message.',['Tavern Sign Seed']='No info.',['Bunny Egg']='Think of it as a seed, only magic. If you plant it, you can use more Magic Eggs on it to grow it bigger and bigger. Break it anytime for a surprise! You can also splice it... but with what?',['Magic Egg']='No info.',['Lattice Background']='Perfect for building gazebos.',['Lattice Background Seed']='No info.',['Rotten Egg']='Throw it at somebody to make them stink!',['Rotten Egg Seed']='No info.',['Cuddly Bunny']='Toss one to someone you love. Who wouldn\'t like a cuddly rabbit?',['Cuddly Bunny Seed']='No info.',['Psychotic Bunny']='It\'s got a vicious streak a mile wide! Share it with your... friends?',['Psychotic Bunny Seed']='No info.',['Copper Plumbing']='This copper piping is both smaller and farther away than the green Plumbing.',['Copper Plumbing Seed']='No info.',['Steel Girder']='This is the best place to superglue a hardhat.',['Steel Girder Seed']='No info.',['Pinball Sproinger']='SPROOOOOOOING',['Pinball Sproinger Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block A']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block A Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block B']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block B Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block C']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block C Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block D']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block D Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block E']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block E Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block F']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block F Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block G']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block G Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block H']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block H Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block I']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block I Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block J']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block J Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block K']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block K Seed']='No info.',['Tangram Block L']='Draw black and white pictures with the wondrous power of the tangram!',['Tangram Block L Seed']='No info.',['Chalkboard']='You could take roll on this, except that somebody glued the chalk to the tray.',['Chalkboard Seed']='No info.',['School Desk']='So uncomfortable you refuse to even sit in it!',['School Desk Seed']='No info.',['Red Bricks']='Your basic old-school building material.',['Red Bricks Seed']='No info.',['Mailbox']='You\'ve got mail! People can write you private messages with this.',['Mailbox Seed']='No info.',['Bulletin Board']='Lets people communicate by leaving messages to each other.',['Bulletin Board Seed']='No info.',['Letter']='Who needs email? The old ways are best!',['Letter Seed']='No info.',['Baseball Bat']='It\'s peanut butter jelly time!',['Baseball Bat Seed']='No info.',['Swiss Cheese Block']='It\'s holier than thou.',['Swiss Cheese Block Seed']='No info.',['Granite Block']='The classy way to decorate with rock!',['Granite Block Seed']='No info.',['Marble Block']='The MOST classy way to decorate with rock!',['Marble Block Seed']='No info.',['Pencil']='It\'s too big to write with!',['Pencil Seed']='No info.',['Growtopia Lunchbox']='Hey, it\'s the guy from the game icon! Carry your lunch inside.',['Growtopia Lunchbox Seed']='No info.',['Grey Hair Bun']='Makes you look like a librarian.',['Grey Hair Bun Seed']='No info.',['Apple']='This keeps doctors away for up to 24 hours!',['Apple Seed']='No info.',['Crimson Eagle Wings']='Soar on the wings of a crimson eagle! Sponsored by Morphieus.',['Crimson Eagle Wings Seed']='No info.',['Grimstone']='The bleakest of stones.',['Grimstone Seed']='No info.',['Blackrock Wall']='This dark stone is the latest in dungeon couture.',['Blackrock Wall Seed']='No info.',['Iron Bars']='Hello Dad, I\'m in jail!',['Iron Bars Seed']='No info.',['Jail Door']='You don\'t need a spoon to dig out, just open this.',['Jail Door Seed']='No info.',['Skeleton']='Ew, it\'s a dead guy.',['Skeleton Seed']='No info.',['Headsman\'s Axe']='Heads are gonna roll...',['Headsman\'s Axe Seed']='No info.',['Iron Mask']='When duct tape just won\'t cut it, we lock you in a tower with this on your face.',['Iron Mask Seed']='No info.',['Worthless Rags']='You look like a sad little muppet.',['Worthless Rags Seed']='No info.',['Torch']='Keeps the dank out in your dungeons! Well, it reduces it slightly. You can punch this to turn it on or off.',['Torch Seed']='No info.',['Meow Ears']='Super-special kitty ears, now yours to wear! Once only for a select few, meow yours to wear with pride!',['Meow Ears Seed']='No info.',['Sombrero']='Aqui esta el sombrero.  El sombrero es muy bien.',['Sombrero Seed']='No info.',['Poncho']='It\'s like you threw a blanket in the washing machine along with a bag of Skittles.',['Poncho Seed']='No info.',['Desperado Mustache']='Good for twirling when you are tying somebody to a railroad.',['Desperado Mustache Seed']='No info.',['Flamenco Dress']='To help you /dance with class.',['Flamenco Dress Seed']='No info.',['Hibiscus Hair']='Someone told me there\'s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.',['Hibiscus Hair Seed']='No info.',['Fiesta Sombrero']='Take the fiesta with you everywhere you go!',['Fiesta Sombrero Seed']='No info.',['Habanero Pepper']='Caution: This is one seriously hot pepper!',['Habanero Pepper Seed']='No info.',['Olmec Head']='The Olmec people were known for two things: giant stone heads... and PARTYING DOWN!',['Olmec Head Seed']='No info.',['Adobe Block']='Adobe is a fantastic material for building both sturdy housing and Flash games.',['Adobe Block Seed']='No info.',['Ultra Pinata']='This is summoned by the Pinata Bash event, it\'s not an item a player can use.',['Ultra Pinata Seed']='No info.',['Pinata']='Put this on top of a bunch of items you want to give away.  Once placed, anybody can break it and get the items!',['Pinata Seed']='No info.',['Pinata Whistle']='Call your friends, then blow the whistle for a Piñata Bash! It\'s impossible to bash a pinata by yourself, so seriously CALL YOUR FRIENDS first, or you\'ll waste your whistle!',['Pinata Whistle Seed']='No info.',['Stinky Bucket']='I don\'t know why you would stick a bucket that smells on your head, but it has eyeholes in it, so it\'s not useful as a bucket! Sponsored by Stinkbuckets.',['Stinky Bucket Seed']='No info.',['Acid']='DO NOT TOUCH ALSO!!',['Acid Seed']='No info.',['Clouds']='Believe it or not, you\'re walking on air!',['Clouds Seed']='No info.',['Hammer Pants']='Alternatively, harem girl pants.  Think of them however you like.',['Hammer Pants Seed']='No info.',['Ban Wand']='Use this on someone to ban them for 10 minutes.',['Ban Wand Seed']='No info.',['Cybernetic Arm']='KILL ALL HUMANS.  Or just kill rocks - the Cybernetic Arm is superior to a human arm at all digging functions. Sponsored by i20HH.',['Cybernetic Arm Seed']='No info.',['Play Wings']='Super special wings that are only for Play!',['Play Wings Seed']='No info.',['Lokster Hair']='Slick n\' greasy, and nobody but Lokster can wear it.',['Lokster Hair Seed']='No info.',['Neon Lights']='Get your name up in lights!',['Neon Lights Seed']='No info.',['Card Block - Spade']='Let\'s call a spade a spade.',['Card Block - Spade Seed']='No info.',['Card Block - Club']='Join the club, man.',['Card Block - Club Seed']='No info.',['Card Block - Heart']='Have a heart!',['Card Block - Heart Seed']='No info.',['Card Block - Diamond']='Diamonds are forever!',['Card Block - Diamond Seed']='No info.',['Rabbit\'s Foot']='If you rub this, it will vanish and you will become lucky for half an hour!',['Rabbit\'s Foot Seed']='No info.',['Flipping Coin']='Flip the coin and see what you get!  What you won\'t get is your coin back.',['Flipping Coin Seed']='No info.',['Gambler\'s Visor']='Ever wondered where these come from? Early incandescent lights were very harsh, so this dims things for you a bit without impeding your vision.',['Gambler\'s Visor Seed']='No info.',['Slot Machine']='Big money, big money, no whammies.... (`5odds of pretend winning are 1 in 10``)',['Slot Machine Seed']='No info.',['Roulette Wheel']='Spin the wheel and take your chances! Where she ends up, nobody knows!',['Roulette Wheel Seed']='No info.',['Pleiadian Star Ship']='Without a source of antimatter, all this ship can do is hover along the ground. Sponsored by Pleiadian.',['Pleiadian Star Ship Seed']='No info.',['Password Door']='These doors only open if you know the magic word... which you do, because you set it.',['Password Door Seed']='No info.',['g-Virus']='It would be dangerous to throw this on someone, not to mention downright rude!',['g-Virus Seed']='No info.',['Little Red Corvette']='Baby, you\'re much too fast.',['Little Red Corvette Seed']='No info.',['Sawed-Off Shotgun']='Shop smart, shop S-Mart.',['Sawed-Off Shotgun Seed']='No info.',['Combover']='Don\'t worry, you\'ve combed it so well that nobody can even tell you\'re bald!',['Combover Seed']='No info.',['Lab Coat']='The perfect outfit for those occasions when you are zapping lightning through a corpse.',['Lab Coat Seed']='No info.',['Traffic Barricade']='Zombies usually respect all traffic laws, so these are handy to have around.',['Traffic Barricade Seed']='No info.',['Toxic Waste Barrel']='This barrel is filled with a highly unstable compound. Well, not filled exactly - some of it\'s dripping onto the floor. Approach with caution!',['Toxic Waste Barrel Seed']='No info.',['Toxic Waste']='Usually safely stored in barrels, but currently stored ON YOUR FACE.',['Toxic Waste Seed']='No info.',['Biohazard Sign']='Do not lick under any circumstances.',['Biohazard Sign Seed']='No info.',['Antidote']='This is THE antidote. To everything. Drink up, and you shall be cured!',['Antidote Seed']='No info.',['Tombstone']='Looks like somebody got too close to some Death Spikes.',['Tombstone Seed']='No info.',['Military Radio']='This radio is your last link to the human race... so why is it just playing spooky music?',['Military Radio Seed']='No info.',['Zombie-Stompin\' Boots']='These military surplus boots are steel-toed and spike-soled. Hey hey, do the zombie stomp!',['Zombie-Stompin\' Boots Seed']='No info.',['Combat Vest']='It\'s gots lots of pocketses!',['Combat Vest Seed']='No info.',['Jens Beard']='Nobody but Jens is so wise and ancient.',['Jens Beard Seed']='No info.',['Showgirl Headdress']='You\'re almost the Statue of Liberty.',['Showgirl Headdress Seed']='No info.',['Showgirl Top']='Sparkly!',['Showgirl Top Seed']='No info.',['Showgirl Leggings']='Sparkly!',['Showgirl Leggings Seed']='No info.',['Zeta Reticulant Mask']='No one is ever going to trust you with a probe again. Sponsored by Pleiadian.',['Zeta Reticulant Mask Seed']='No info.',['Red Growsaber']='You really don\'t want to drop this on your toe. Sponsored by JakeShore.',['Red Growsaber Seed']='No info.',['Black Growsaber']='You really don\'t want to drop this on your toe. Sponsored by PirateHunter.',['Black Growsaber Seed']='No info.',['Green Growsaber']='You really don\'t want to drop this on your toe.',['Green Growsaber Seed']='No info.',['Blue Growsaber']='You really don\'t want to drop this on your toe.',['Blue Growsaber Seed']='No info.',['Flamesaber']='The energies contained in this blade are struggling to burst free.',['Flamesaber Seed']='No info.',['Double Growsaber']='Twice the sabery goodness, with half the calories!',['Double Growsaber Seed']='No info.',['Solorien On Fire']='She\'s the symbol of a revolution in moderating!',['Solorien On Fire Seed']='No info.',['Flaming Skull Mask']='If you had skin on your face, this would really be painful. Sponsored by Ticklehead.',['Flaming Skull Mask Seed']='No info.',['Ripper Wings']='Rippling bands of dark energy carry you aloft. Sponsored by Ripply.',['Ripper Wings Seed']='No info.',['Seil\'s Magic Orbs']='Dark orbs for a dark heart, these floating spheres still radiate evil from their long-lost master...',['Seil\'s Magic Orbs Seed']='No info.',['Water Bucket']='Splash it around to make things wet. It can also scoop up water, though there\'s a good chance you\'ll just spill it. Butterfingers.',['Water Bucket Seed']='No info.',['Refrigerator']='Keep your best items cold so they don\'t spoil! When it\'s closed, the items are hidden. Punch to open it.',['Refrigerator Seed']='No info.',['Emerald Block']='Wow, you get 5 emeralds for the price of 1!',['Emerald Block Seed']='No info.',['Ruby Block']='Considering the size, this is the most valuable ruby in existence. But it\'s only a video game.',['Ruby Block Seed']='No info.',['Beach Blast']='This magical object requires 100 Fireworks to detonate. It will create a brand new pristine beach world!',['Beach Blast Seed']='No info.',['Coral']='This is a very special breed of coral that survives just as well in and out of water.',['Coral Seed']='No info.',['Fireworks']='Use this for a splendid celebration!  Or save it for more important things.',['Fireworks Seed']='No info.',['Summer Surprise']='It\'s a box filled with summer excitement! Smash it with your friends.',['Summer Surprise Seed']='No info.',['Women\'s Swimsuit']='Hop in the pool, it\'s warm!',['Women\'s Swimsuit Seed']='No info.',['Men\'s Swimsuit']='Hop in the pool, it\'s warm!',['Men\'s Swimsuit Seed']='No info.',['Hula Bobblehead']='Feel the island rhythms.',['Hula Bobblehead Seed']='No info.',['Swim Fins']='These aren\'t the best way to move on land, but they\'ll zoom you through water like a dolphin!',['Swim Fins Seed']='No info.',['Seaweed']='See weed?',['Seaweed Seed']='No info.',['Beach Umbrella']='If they had just let this palm tree live, you could\'ve sat under that instead of a bunch of dead fronds.',['Beach Umbrella Seed']='No info.',['Ocean Rock']='It\'s the back side of the ocean! Or a lake, whatever.',['Ocean Rock Seed']='No info.',['Barky\'s Mask']='A bit sweaty to wear during the dog days of summer. Sponsored by Barkbits.',['Barky\'s Mask Seed']='No info.',['Palm Tree']='These seeds of course grow on a Palm Tree Tree. Which looks nothing like a Palm Tree.',['Palm Tree Seed']='No info.',['Garbage']='Yuck, man. I hope somebody cleans this up.',['Garbage Seed']='No info.',['Screen Door']='Not for use in submarines.',['Screen Door Seed']='No info.',['Wrought-Iron Fence']='Whether you\'re making a classy manor or a haunted mansion, you can\'t go wrong with wrought-iron!',['Wrought-Iron Fence Seed']='No info.',['Velvet Rope']='Show people where they need to go in style!',['Velvet Rope Seed']='No info.',['Sproingy Eyes']='Don\'t worry, those aren\'t your real eyes, they\'re just plastic.',['Sproingy Eyes Seed']='No info.',['Cow']='Moooooo. You can milk a cow once a day or so!',['Cow Seed']='No info.',['Milk']='It does a body okay, though there are lower-fat ways to get calcium.',['Milk Seed']='No info.',['Calf Leash']='Moo. This little baby cow will follow you everywhere you go!  Mainly because it\'s tied to your wrist.',['Calf Leash Seed']='No info.',['Chicken']='BAWK BAWK BAWK. Chickens will lay eggs for you about once a day!',['Chicken Seed']='No info.',['Egg']='Toss these all over, if you want to be a horrible vandal.',['Egg Seed']='No info.',['Chick Leash']='Peep peep! This little baby chick will follow you everywhere you go! Mainly because it\'s tied to your wrist.',['Chick Leash Seed']='No info.',['Piglet Leash']='Oink oink! This little piglet will follow you everywhere you go! Mainly because it\'s tied to your wrist.',['Piglet Leash Seed']='No info.',['Wheat']='You\'re not in Kansas anymore... but if you were, it\'d pretty much look like this.',['Wheat Seed']='No info.',['Butterfly Leash']='Flap flap! This little butterfly will follow you everywhere you go! Mainly because it\'s tied to your wrist.',['Butterfly Leash Seed']='No info.',['Barn Block']='\'Tis a fine barn, but sure \'tis no pool, English.',['Barn Block Seed']='No info.',['Barn Door']='Shut it! Were you raised in a barn?',['Barn Door Seed']='No info.',['Red Wood Wall']='This wood is red, but it\'s not redwood, it\'s oak. It\'s just painted red.',['Red Wood Wall Seed']='No info.',['Straw Hat']='Keeps the sun off of you as you farm all the live-long day.',['Straw Hat Seed']='No info.',['Overalls']='You feel like you could whitewash fences all day in this getup, yes sir!',['Overalls Seed']='No info.',['Pitchfork']='Whether you\'re turning over hay, poking evildoers in the tukhus, or just eating incredibly large noodles, this is the tool for you.',['Pitchfork Seed']='No info.',['Farmgirl Hair']='I reckon ya\'ll oughtta whitewash that thar fence!',['Farmgirl Hair Seed']='No info.',['Dear John Tractor']='Too lazy to push buttons to farm? The tractor will do it for you!',['Dear John Tractor Seed']='No info.',['Dragon Hand']='Call forth the `4Dragons of Legend``! Please be aware the legends may have been a bit exaggerated.',['Dragon Hand Seed']='No info.',['Shockinator']='High voltage can lead to severe trauma and even, in extreme cases, frizzy hair.',['Shockinator Seed']='No info.',['Ze Goggles']='Not recommended to protect your eyes from acid - Ze Goggles, they do nothing!',['Ze Goggles Seed']='No info.',['Shocking Hair']='In the mad science business, electrocution is a constant hazard. The mad scientist Don King knows this well.',['Shocking Hair Seed']='No info.',['Enhanced Intellect']='You\'re a serious show-off, you know that? Nobody needs to see this.',['Enhanced Intellect Seed']='No info.',['Reanimator Remote']='It\'s ALLLLIIVVVVEEE!!!',['Reanimator Remote Seed']='No info.',['Laboratory']='Drop three stacks of items on this, then punch it to attempt to process them into a fabulous new item! It can only mix exactly 3 stacks. Most combinations will do nothing, so experiment!',['Laboratory Seed']='No info.',['Chemical G']='This is a highly toxic chemical. Do not ingest! Place carefully in a Laboratory to combine with other chemicals and create amazing new things.',['Chemical G Seed']='No info.',['Chemical R']='This is a highly toxic chemical. Do not ingest! Place carefully in a Laboratory to combine with other chemicals and create amazing new things.',['Chemical R Seed']='No info.',['Chemical P']='This is a highly toxic chemical. Do not ingest! Place carefully in a Laboratory to combine with other chemicals and create amazing new things.',['Chemical P Seed']='No info.',['Chemical B']='This is a highly toxic chemical. Do not ingest! Place carefully in a Laboratory to combine with other chemicals and create amazing new things.',['Chemical B Seed']='No info.',['Mysterious Chemical']='This recently-discovered formulation is incredibly dangerous! Do not even LOOK AT IT. Place carefully in a Laboratory to combine with other chemicals and create amazing new things.',['Mysterious Chemical Seed']='No info.',['Chemical Y']='This is a highly toxic chemical. Do not ingest! Place carefully in a Laboratory to combine with other chemicals and create amazing new things.',['Chemical Y Seed']='No info.',['Steel Table']='Stack a bunch of these in a row to make a table as long as you want!',['Steel Table Seed']='No info.',['Science Station']='The ideal station for performing SCIENCE! You can collect experimental results about twice a day.',['Science Station Seed']='No info.',['Death Ray']='For safety reasons, we\'ve had to disable the \"Death\" portion of this device. It is pretty hard on blocks, though.',['Death Ray Seed']='No info.',['Weather Machine - Sunny']='Punch this to enjoy the wonderful Growtopian weather. Not much use most of the time. This sensitive technology will not function while damaged.',['Weather Machine - Sunny Seed']='No info.',['Weather Machine - Night']='Night is arguably the most common form of weather. Seems like every evening, a dark front just rolls right in. This sensitive technology will not function while damaged.',['Weather Machine - Night Seed']='No info.',['Red Bones']='Oddly, Redbone\'s skull is bigger than his head.',['Red Bones Seed']='No info.',['Tony\'s Tiger Mask']='It\'s GRRRRRRRrrreat!',['Tony\'s Tiger Mask Seed']='No info.',['Tony\'s Tiger Suit']='Also GRRRRRRRrrreat!',['Tony\'s Tiger Suit Seed']='No info.',['Desert Blast']='Use this astounding device to create an entirely new desert world. One free pyramid included.',['Desert Blast Seed']='No info.',['Boulder']='It\'s like a rock, but dirtier.',['Boulder Seed']='No info.',['Weather Machine - Arid']='It\'s amazing how a little change in the weather can completely reshape the mountains! This sensitive technology will not function while damaged.',['Weather Machine - Arid Seed']='No info.',['Scoreboard']='Punch it to see the top worlds of the day! This sensitive technology will not function while damaged.',['Scoreboard Seed']='No info.',['Bread']='Mmm, fresh-baked!',['Bread Seed']='No info.',['E-Z Cook Oven']='If science isn\'t pink enough for you, then mix your chemicals in here! For SCIENCE!',['E-Z Cook Oven Seed']='No info.',['Sugar Cane']='The sweetest stalk of grass you\'ll ever chew!',['Sugar Cane Seed']='No info.',['Dough']='D\'oh! This is raw!  What can we do with it?',['Dough Seed']='No info.',['Blueberry Muffin']='Mmm, fresh-baked sweetness!',['Blueberry Muffin Seed']='No info.',['Habanero Cheese Bread']='It\'s a spicy gooey treat! Watch out though, it\'s really hot.',['Habanero Cheese Bread Seed']='No info.',['Tomato']='Express your displeasure with a performance in vegetable form!',['Tomato Seed']='No info.',['Pizza']='I\'ll have the Supreme With Cheese!',['Pizza Seed']='No info.',['Apple Pie']='The most delicious incarnation of the humble apple.',['Apple Pie Seed']='No info.',['Cheeseburger']='You\'re really not using all the parts of the animal, are you?',['Cheeseburger Seed']='No info.',['Silver Idol']='Some speak of an ancient curse placed on this idol. Others speak of a free frogurt. Who knows what to believe anymore?',['Silver Idol Seed']='No info.',['Ancient Stone Gate']='What could lurk behind such a barrier? Ancient secrets? Cursed mummies? Perhaps a stash of purple blocks.',['Ancient Stone Gate Seed']='No info.',['Obelisk']='Punching this mystical stone makes it pulse with dark energy...',['Obelisk Seed']='No info.',['Sungate']='This alien artifact can teleport you to distant worlds, but only if it\'s charged with the power of 7 Obelisks first.',['Sungate Seed']='No info.',['Slime']='Yuck, this stuff is slippery and gross!',['Slime Seed']='No info.',['Profile']='Tap this to check out your own personal info!',['Profile Seed']='No info.',['Achievement Block']='Only usable in a world-locked world. Use your wrench to etch any achievement you\'ve earned into it! Only the owner of the World Lock can etch it.',['Achievement Block Seed']='No info.',['Weather Machine - Rainy City']='It\'s just another rainy night... without you, jet city woman. This sensitive technology will not function while damaged.',['Weather Machine - Rainy City Seed']='No info.',['Street Sign']='The classic method of identifying streets. Use your Wrench on it to change the message.',['Street Sign Seed']='No info.',['Gargoyle']='Gargoyles just love hanging out, man.',['Gargoyle Seed']='No info.',['Gothic Building']='The perfect perch for a gargoyle.',['Gothic Building Seed']='No info.',['Streetlamp']='Light on a stick!',['Streetlamp Seed']='No info.',['Sidewalk']='Most of this is actually bricks, but there\'s a little bit of sidewalk at the top!',['Sidewalk Seed']='No info.',['Tenement Building']='It\'s not the nicest place to live, especially since you can\'t even enter it anyway.',['Tenement Building Seed']='No info.',['Fire Escape']='This meets all safety standards. I mean, you know, pretty much. Well, it looks safe to me at least. Maybe not safe exactly... more like non-lethal. Well, not always lethal. Lethal on occasion?',['Fire Escape Seed']='No info.',['Public Lava']='DO NOT TOUCH!',['Public Lava Seed']='No info.',['Fire Hydrant']='These are surprisingly bouncy. Hold Jump as you land for maximum bounce.',['Fire Hydrant Seed']='No info.',['Hedge']='Neatly trimmed, to keep the neighborhood tidy.',['Hedge Seed']='No info.',['Blue Mailbox']='You\'ve got mail! People can write you private messages with this.',['Blue Mailbox Seed']='No info.',['ATM Machine']='Your very own Automated teller machine...machine. This device is not FDIC insured. It does, however, spit out a random number of gems about once a day!',['ATM Machine Seed']='No info.',['Destructo Ray']='Dr. Destructo\'s unstoppable beam of annihilation.',['Destructo Ray Seed']='No info.',['Stick Horse']='Clop clop clop.  Coconuts not included.',['Stick Horse Seed']='No info.',['Tumbleweed Attractor']='Static electricity in this bracelet draws tumbleweeds towards you. One, at least.',['Tumbleweed Attractor Seed']='No info.',['Six Shooter']='Did I shoot five bullets or six? Doesn\'t much matter, since in Growtopia you can just keep shooting forever!',['Six Shooter Seed']='No info.',['Tiny Appaloosa']='It\'s possible this is actually a dalmation, but you can still ride it! It\'s faster than walking.',['Tiny Appaloosa Seed']='No info.',['Parasol']='The dainty way to slow your fall! Hold the jump button while falling to keep the parasol open.',['Parasol Seed']='No info.',['Cowboy Hat']='Yeehaw! Git along little horsies which may be doggies!',['Cowboy Hat Seed']='No info.'}
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